160+ Coffee Quotes To Inspire
One simply does not work without coffee.
Anyone will agree that coffee affects our daily lives. It’s the life force that keeps us grinding. It’s the fuel that keeps us going. Without coffee, life would surely be a big “depresso”. Don’t be depressed. There’s a reason to smile. Enjoy life with a cupful of relatable coffee quotes from BigCupofCoffee.com. We’ve compiled over 160 coffee quotes from different sources and “brewed” them especially for you. Sit back and enjoy reading these coffee quotes to use for daily inspiration.
Coffee Quotes: Coffee and Waking Up in the Morning
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank – Alphonse Allais.
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Reagan
Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping. – Unknown
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” – Lewis Black
“I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Baileys straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.” – Megan Mullally
Procaffeination
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“Nothing says coffee like six in the morning.” – Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
“This left me alone to solve the coffee problem—a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.” – David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.— Terri Guillemets
Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other. -Terri Guillemets
— Bellingham Grapevine (@Bellingham_GV) May 12, 2020
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.— Terri Guillemets
Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.— Unknown
A morning without coffee is like sleep.— Unknown
Okay Starbucks, now you’ve gone too far. — Weird Al Yankovic
Okay, Starbucks, NOW you’ve gone too far. pic.twitter.com/bYOVgxo91f
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) November 11, 2015
Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.— Unknown
Good morning coffee!
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— leo Garcia (@coffeenwinesite) January 10, 2020
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.— Fran Drescher
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
A cup of coffee – real coffee – home-browned, home ground, homemade, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all. – Henry Ward Beecher
Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine. – Unknown
Coffee Quotes: Coffee and Your True Self
Coffee first. Schemes later. – Leanna Renee Hieber
The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks. – Sir James MacKintosh
Life without coffee is like something without something … sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet. – Unknown
Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat. – J.S. Bach
Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people. – Unknown
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman
I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now. – Louisa May Alcott
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. – Stephanie Piro
I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you. – Jac Vanek
Wanna hear a joke? Decaf. – Unknown
Coffee isn’t a drink
If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away. – Unknown
Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants. Nanea Hoffman
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T.S. Eliot
“I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing, and the walking, and the words-putting-into-sentences doing.” – Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” – Abraham Lincoln
Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right.— Unknown
How do I take my coffee?
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.— Jonathan Swift, 1722
Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee.— Unknown
Caffeine — It maintains my sunny personality.— Unknown
Did I run out of caffeine or are you really that boring?— Unknown
I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.— Pemberley by the Sea, Abigail Reynolds
Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.— Unknown
Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me?— Unknown
I like instant gratification. It’s like instant Coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.— Jarod Kintz
What do you want?… Just Coffee. Black – like my soul.— Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.— Napoleon Bonaparte
I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.— John Van Druten
Given enough coffee I could rule the world.— Unknown
I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.— Burt Lancaster
I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.— Jennifer Lopez
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?— Jean Kerr
When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.— Helen Hayes
Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self. Terry Pratchett
Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul. Isak Dinesen
I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t. – Martha Quinn
“It’s so good to see you! It’s been AGES! Shall we caffeinate this moment? – Stephanie Piro
Everyday is a chance to be better and do better. Right now? I better have some coffee – Nanea Hoffman
Coffee Quotes: Coffee and Health
Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups. – Laurell K. Hamilton
It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw. – Unknown
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry
A new study links drinking more coffee to a longer lifespan.
“To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one’s fling from time to time, smoke one’s pipe, and drink one’s coffee in peace.” – Vincent Van Gogh
Never Underestimate the Importance of Being Properly Caffeinated.— Unknown
To an old man, a cup of coffee is like the doorpost of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him.— Old Bourbon Proverb
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.— Unknown
A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more.— Jayne Mansfield
7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.— Unknown
Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.— Unknown
Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.— Unknown
I’m not saying coffee has the power to heal. I’m just saying now that I’ve had some, I don’t feel like I’m dying anymore. Draw your own conclusions. – Nanea Hoffman
To drink is human. To drink coffee is divine.— Unknown
Caffeine-The other Vitamin C.— Unknown
Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.— Unknown
How to process your emotions in a healthy way
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.— Unknown
As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle. – Honoré de Balzac
Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee. – Alexander King
Coffee is the best medicine. – Unknown Author
Be strong. Be bold. Be full of good energy. Be coffee. – Nanea Hoffman
Coffee Quotes: Coffee is Not Enough to Survive
What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. – Henry Rollins
The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee. Unknown
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee. – Unknown
Save the Earth
“What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” – Anthony Trollope, The Warden
“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.— Sheik Abd-al-Kabir
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?— Albert Camus
Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.— Unknown
There is no life without water. Because water is needed to make coffee.— Unknown
I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.— Unknown
Life is short.
I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.— David Lynch
Among the numerous luxuries of the table…coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions…is never followed by sadness, languor or debility. – Benjamin Franklin
Clinging to sanity one cup at a time. – Nanea Hoffman
Coffee Quotes: Love, Happiness, and Good Vibes
Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee. – Unknown
I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. – Clark Gable
To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee …coffee. – Unknown
Whatever today is for you
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— Sweatpants & Coffee (@SweatpantsCafe) May 10, 2020
Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee. – Unknown
Bad day? Coffee
“Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow.” – Meik Wiking, The Little Book of Hygge
“I’d never met coffee that wasn’t wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.” Laurell K. Hamilton
“Reading in bed can be heaven, assuming you can get just the right amount of light on the page and aren’t prone to spilling your coffee or cognac on the sheets.” Stephen King, On Writing
“I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.” J.D. Salinger
People say money can’t buy happiness. They Lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy!— Unknown
My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.— Unknown
When you have the love of a puppy
“When you have the love of a puppy and the right cup of coffee, life is perfect” #puppies #coffee #quotes pic.twitter.com/G9qjo6pclv
— Quotable Hash (@QuotableHash) May 2, 2020
Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.— Unknown
I do what I can
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.— Jessi Lane Adams
Every morning I long to hold you…I need you, I want you, I have to have you…your warmth, your smell, your taste…ohhh coffee, I love you.— Unknown
A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.— Unknown
“You are strong, you are beautiful, and you make the world a better place.” Things I say to my coffee. – Nanea Hoffman
Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee even better.— Justina Headley
Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee.— Unknown
The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.— Old Arabic Saying
There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.— Rian Aditia
Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before.— Unknown
Coffee and love are best when they are hot. – German Proverb
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close. – Unknown
This house runs on love, laughter and a whole lot of coffee. – Unknown
My idea of a real good time involves fresh coffee, strong wifi, a good book, and a comfy spot. I’m wild like that. – Nanea Hoffman
Coffee Quotes: How Coffee Runs the World
It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. – Donna A. Favors
Humanity runs on coffee. – Unknown
Don’t live here as a slave
Don’t live here as a slave to anything, whatever it might be. Instead, learn to live consciously. Whether it is coffee, or cigarettes, or God #Sadhguru #SadhguruQuotes https://t.co/V4riVbT8YJ
— Sadhguru Quotes (@QuotesSadhguru) May 11, 2020
May your coffee kick in before reality does. – Unknown
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? – Cassandra Clare
I’m changing the world one cup at a time
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. – Flash Rosenberg
We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. – Jerry Seinfeld
A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it. – Unknown
No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’ – Cherise Sinclair
Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees. Rohan Marley
“Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks” – Holly Black, Ironside
“Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” – Thomas Jefferson
“I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee.” – J. Lynn, Wait for You
“Coffee is a language in itself.” – Jackie Chan
“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” – Hugh Jackman
Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self.— Terry Pratchett
We are cups, constantly, and quietly being filled. The trick is knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out.— Unknown
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.— Earl Wilson
I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. “This was a five-espresso algorithm.”— Unknown
Not all who wander are lost
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.— Paul Erdos
Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes.— Alexander Pope
Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.— Floyd Maxwell
How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee?— Unknown
Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs— Bill Gates
The road to success is paved in coffee.— Unknown
You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.— Edward VII
Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.— Rory Bremner
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.— Edward Abbey
After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm. – Diane Ackerman
I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. – Howard Schultz
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. – Star Trek: Voyager
Drinking coffee before interacting with other humans should totally count as a community service. I do it because I care. – Nanea Hoffman
Conclusion
Coffee quotes are one way to remind us that every cup of coffee is a mix of everything that we hope for. Quotes about coffee also teach us a lot of valuable lessons in life that sometimes we forget. Maybe it’s because we take everything seriously or we’re too busy to notice small things?
But every time we take a sip, we were given time to relax, to reflect, and enjoy the moment.
In addition to the long list of coffee quotes we shared with you, what are your personal favorites? Do you live by a coffee quote? Share with us your own quotes so coffee lovers can relate! Just drop those hot and cold coffee quotes you’d like to share in the comments below.
